Q: Why did the XHTML actress turn down an Oscar?
A: Because she refused to be involved in the presentation.
Q: Why was the font tag an orphan?
A: Because it didn't have a font-family.
Q: Why do CSS designers have too many children?
A: Because they employ lots of child selectors.
Q: Why was IE5's 3-metre wide cell in the insane asylum smaller than IE6's 3-metre wide cell?
A: Because the width of the cell included the padding.
Q: Why was the XHTML bird an invalid?
A: Because it wasn't nested properly.
Jokes Page! September 29, 2004 01:43 AM
Hey, i heard this today ;-)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"